Portrait denial

You can hardly blame us.

Here we are getting older everyday, our youthful good looks fading in the mirror until we hardly recognize the oldster in the reflection. Meanwhile, our portrait photo remains ever-young, frozen features glowing with optimism and youthful vibrancy. So unlike that stranger we behold in the mirror, battered by years and stressful transactions.

We do like to have portrait photos in our advertising. Our cards, our ads, our signs, you name it. Working in this business for a while, you come to associate the photo with the name, so apparently it works. Where it becomes interesting, at least for the purposes of this blog entry, is when the agent photos no longer resemble the agents in real life.

It happens. Oh boy does it! Agents hand you their card, and you look at it, and look at them, and look at the photo again, with a baffled look on your face. You wonder if this is an impostor, impersonating the agent whose card you hold in your hand. Nope, just a human being in portrait denial. As I said at the top, you can hardly blame us.

Still, when it gets slow among agents in my office, this topic sometimes comes up, and can get big laughs for false advertising. Page through an issue of Redding Homes, and pick your favorites. Page after page of shining faces, so unlike our actual colleagues. Kinda like whistling past the graveyard though, for all of us. Dark humor, for sure. Salesfolk are terribly insecure, notwithstanding our outward bravado. Clinging to an outdated image of ourselves comes with the territory. We all need our fictions, just to get by sometimes.

Just be prepared, when you meet that agent for the first time in person. You are warned.

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Realtor Skip Murphy, in a recent photo.

Candy Tyme

This has little to do with real estate.

When it’s slow at the real estate kiosk at the mall, you can people watch. There’s this candy store adjacent to the kiosk, Candy Tyme. To be honest, I don’t visit too often because it can be cheaper to buy bulk party snacks online. It features big bins of loose candy that can be opened with the idea that you fill bags below. Bulk candy sold by weight. The thing is, the bins are an irresistible attraction to little kids who(surprise!) just open the bins up and grab candy, or let it spill onto the floor. It happens all the time (or Tyme). I watched an incident again today with a kid grabbing candy and running off.

Here’s the interesting part. Sometimes, a dopey parent is so protective of their kid when caught that they threaten the employees in some way. The best defense is a good offense, obviously. Today a goofy mom started shouting repetitive curses. The weird part, and there always is a weird part, was that she kept repeating that it was good thing she had her cell phone(?). It made for a big scene.
Candy store in Redding

The last time I saw a big incident there, the defensive/offensive parent decided to accuse the hapless Candy Tyme employee of pushing her, after her little angel was caught grabbing candy. The employee beseeched me to act as her witness to the security guard that she had not pushed anyone. It was good trick by the mom, and security sent her packing, not really fooled. It worked OK though.

The most troubling snatch and grab I witnessed was not only seen, but encouraged by the “dad.” Get in quick, and get out quick. Both laughing. It happened so fast I wondered if I had seen it at all. Hard to know what to think about that. I remember thinking of coyotes, showing their young how to hunt. Candy coyotes.

The mall is main street in Redding, and it takes all kinds.

Trailer Joe’s coming soon!

Announcing a new franchise Trader Joes finally coming to the Hilltop area, bringing to an end the continual speculation of the “Buzz on the Street” guys in the Record Searchlight. Just today, there was ink spilled regarding how they just can’t get enough dried organic fruit and other snooty stuff at the Chico Trader Joe’s.

Trader Joe’s continues our community trend toward franchises and big box stores.

Seriously, where were the “Buzz” boys when local Bry’s Market was clinging to life?

Welcome to my world

My name is Skip. I am a Realtor. I am a team leader in the Peak Performer team at Coldwell Banker C&C Properties of Redding California. More than that, I am husband, son, dad, and contributing member of my community.

The purpose of my blog is to invite you inside my world and town for a glimpse. I figure the more you know, the better things will be for everyone. Redding is a quirky place. I like that.

As for work, real estate is endlessly fascinating. Sometimes it’s like a wildly complex game, where the rules and the players continually change. Other times its not like a game at all, because people put their lives into their housing. Their emotions, dreams, and futures are on the line in any transaction, and you cannot play games with that.

Nevertheless, its my intention to have fun and help people who need real estate related services. And I want to help my colleagues too. This can be a tough business. I figure what comes around, goes around, so I hope that if I help others out, they will help me when I need it. We are all interconnected.

That’s about it. Anyway welcome, dear reader. I hope that even if you don’t learn new anything here, you will at least have enjoyed reading. My intention is to make the reading interesting. See what you think.

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